This shit is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S
I was in San Antonio, deathly ill for the past 7 days visiting an old army buddy (you know you're old when you have old army buddies).
San Antonio apparently only has 5 radio stations. ALL of them are owned by Clear Channel. This means I got to hear Gwen Stefani no less than 4 times a day. For the most part, they played Hollaback Girl. I had to look up Hollaback Girl at urbandictionary.com.
So now, I've got this stupid chant in my head--"Let me hear you say this shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S (This shit is bananas) (B-A-N-A-N-A-S) A few times I've been around that track. So it's not just gonna to happen like that. Because I ain't no HOLLABACK GIRL. I ain't no HOLLABACK GIRL."
So.... I flew in this morning at 6am, went home and showered and drove to work. I cranked up some Velvet Revolver to purge myself of Ms. Rossdale's cheering.
It hasn't worked. Right now as I write this, I'm listening to Bush--maybe her husband will help me rid my mind of her. If not, maybe my cough syrup with codeine will make it go away.
M*U*S*T S*T*O*P T*H*E C*H*A*N*T*I*N*G
San Antonio apparently only has 5 radio stations. ALL of them are owned by Clear Channel. This means I got to hear Gwen Stefani no less than 4 times a day. For the most part, they played Hollaback Girl. I had to look up Hollaback Girl at urbandictionary.com.
So now, I've got this stupid chant in my head--"Let me hear you say this shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S (This shit is bananas) (B-A-N-A-N-A-S) A few times I've been around that track. So it's not just gonna to happen like that. Because I ain't no HOLLABACK GIRL. I ain't no HOLLABACK GIRL."
So.... I flew in this morning at 6am, went home and showered and drove to work. I cranked up some Velvet Revolver to purge myself of Ms. Rossdale's cheering.
It hasn't worked. Right now as I write this, I'm listening to Bush--maybe her husband will help me rid my mind of her. If not, maybe my cough syrup with codeine will make it go away.
M*U*S*T S*T*O*P T*H*E C*H*A*N*T*I*N*G
1 Comments:
Well, thanks to too much caffeine and a long nap this afternoon I spent WAY too much time going through urbandictionary.com and I now know things I probably would have been better off without.
i.e. taberknackle, JOAFA, ladidoupbop and wackulous
By potusol, At Wed May 11, 12:45:00 AM MST
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