Identity crisis
OK. So, for some reason Gina Flores has registered her name under my phone number at Safeway. Actually, it probably wasn't Senora Flores who did this--some hack who gets paid $5.15 an hour to enter personal data probably transposed the numbers.
Anyway, everytime I buy something at Safeway the cashier says, "Thank you for shopping at Safeway Mr. Flores." Which always give me a chuckle because you can't look any more Ukrainian than I do.
A couple of weeks ago, I was at Safeway and as the cashier was saying "Thank you for shopping at Safeway" she stopped and said in a questioning manner, "Mr. Flores?" We looked at each other and broke up laughing.
I searched google and found the real Mr. Flores.
Anyway, everytime I buy something at Safeway the cashier says, "Thank you for shopping at Safeway Mr. Flores." Which always give me a chuckle because you can't look any more Ukrainian than I do.
A couple of weeks ago, I was at Safeway and as the cashier was saying "Thank you for shopping at Safeway" she stopped and said in a questioning manner, "Mr. Flores?" We looked at each other and broke up laughing.
I searched google and found the real Mr. Flores.
posted by VeryApeAZ at
11:12 AM
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Cashiers giggle at me all the time but mostly because of the irony of my last name, not because of a mistaken identity.
If I had a nickle....
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potusol, At
Thu Apr 21, 02:08:00 PM MST
I cannot believe you listed "9 to 5" as one of your favorite movies! It is my life's work to find fellow 9-to-5ers, and form a fan club-slash-support group.
"Judy Bernley, please hold... Judy Bernley, please hold..."
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PJS, At
Fri Apr 22, 08:43:00 AM MST
I'm flying to New York to see the premiere of the musical.
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VeryApeAZ, At
Tue Apr 26, 02:07:00 PM MST
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