Diary of a Sane Man

Friday, April 22, 2005

I love Bushims

"To the American people, the marine is shorthand for can-do, and I'm counting on Pete Pace to bring the marine spirit to these new responsibilities."
--George Bush

I hate to break it to him, but marine is NOT shorthand for can-do. It's the same amount of characters. Technically, it DOES have one less letter, but you have to add the hyphen to be grammatically correct. Too bad, President Bush didn't have Laura B. as a grade school teacher.

posted by VeryApeAZ at 2:33 PM

5 Comments:

  • I don't know anyone, Democrat or Republican (and I know more Republicans than Democrats) who doesn't wince (at least secretly) when the President speaks. Even during his first term, when I supported him and didn't yet realize he was bad for the world, I would shudder in horror whenever anyone put a microphone in front of the man. All my gay GOP friends felt the same way... policies = good (mostly), public speaking = mindbendingly embarrassing.

    Just in the spirit of bipartisan fun, here's a site that lists some kooky Kerryisms:

    http://www.everythingiknowiswrong.com/2004/03/kerryisms.html

    By Blogger PJS, At Mon Apr 25, 06:12:00 AM MST  

  • HTML got cut off, lemme try again:

    everythingiknowiswrong.com/2004/03/kerryisms.html

    By Blogger PJS, At Mon Apr 25, 06:13:00 AM MST  

  • Reading the Kerryisms gave me a headache. I take it he didn't teach Logic 101.

    By Blogger VeryApeAZ, At Tue Apr 26, 02:06:00 PM MST  

  • Hi sane man! I'm new 'round here, but I like whatchoo got.

    I think this entry was supposed to be called BushISMS? It's funny and fitting that it's misspelled... hee hee.

    That man is hilariously monstrous. If a man can't speak or think clearly on that regular a basis (several volumes are out now of these Bushisms), revealing literally retarded patterns of thinking,... can you imagine what must be going on in his head?

    YIKES!

    By the way, if you edit the entry and fix it, then this comment was referring to when the title WAS misspelled ((so no one thinks I'm crazy)).

    Troy

    By Blogger CocteauBoy, At Tue Apr 26, 06:49:00 PM MST  

  • LOL. I'm just as retarded as our president. Plus, I never proof what I write--that's why I have an editor at work. I need an editor in play time too.

    By Blogger VeryApeAZ, At Wed Apr 27, 05:07:00 PM MST  

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