See This? This is Sand!
Hello everyone!
I had a great Valentine's Day. I picked up Chinese food: chow fun for Joe, his favorite, and sweet and sour pork for me.
After we scarfed down the food, Joe put my feet in a hot bubbling massage bath. He bought some foot scrub stuff and rubbed it on my feet and legs. And then he tried to get the callouses off my feet and toes. But my feet are really beat up from running in cleats on the desert ground (it's like concrete), so he couldn't do it without getting a sandblaster.
Then we watched Pride and Prejudice. This is one of Joe's favorite plays. And he's often compared me to Mr. Darcy. Not that I'm anything like Mr. Darcy, but I'm like what Mr. Darcy represents to Keira Knightly (I can't remember her name, Elizabeth??). The movie was terribly confusing. EVERYONE looked alike. And it took me awhile to get used to the accents (it was kind of like listening to Dave, our Scottish player, talk for two hours), so I only understood every fifth word for a bit.
FUNNY FRIDAY!
For some reason Sam Kinison popped into my head the other day. If you don't remember, he was this big guy who screamed a lot. He made really offensive jokes but they were fucking funny, especially when he talked about women. This is a great standup routine from an awesome comedy special on HBO. It's from the 80s so it's a little dated (We Are the World and Betamax jokes). Also, this is anything but politically correct. So watch at your own risk!
sam kinison -- young comedians
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I had a great Valentine's Day. I picked up Chinese food: chow fun for Joe, his favorite, and sweet and sour pork for me.
After we scarfed down the food, Joe put my feet in a hot bubbling massage bath. He bought some foot scrub stuff and rubbed it on my feet and legs. And then he tried to get the callouses off my feet and toes. But my feet are really beat up from running in cleats on the desert ground (it's like concrete), so he couldn't do it without getting a sandblaster.
Then we watched Pride and Prejudice. This is one of Joe's favorite plays. And he's often compared me to Mr. Darcy. Not that I'm anything like Mr. Darcy, but I'm like what Mr. Darcy represents to Keira Knightly (I can't remember her name, Elizabeth??). The movie was terribly confusing. EVERYONE looked alike. And it took me awhile to get used to the accents (it was kind of like listening to Dave, our Scottish player, talk for two hours), so I only understood every fifth word for a bit.
FUNNY FRIDAY!
For some reason Sam Kinison popped into my head the other day. If you don't remember, he was this big guy who screamed a lot. He made really offensive jokes but they were fucking funny, especially when he talked about women. This is a great standup routine from an awesome comedy special on HBO. It's from the 80s so it's a little dated (We Are the World and Betamax jokes). Also, this is anything but politically correct. So watch at your own risk!
sam kinison -- young comedians
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6 Comments:
My favorite parts of this Valentine's Day are the times you made me laugh.
Like the days preseding, "You like surprises."
"No I don't. That's you."
And the best, "wow that was really beautiful. [looks down at the card for me] I drew you a happy face."
I love these little things.
By Actions and Consequences, At Fri Feb 16, 10:08:00 AM MST
I loved that film, but come to think of it yea, it became confusing at times because people looked alike.
Sounds like such a romantic Valentine's day :)
By The Persian, At Fri Feb 16, 10:11:00 AM MST
Ummm Foot massage would have been fine, I didn't need the gory details! LOL
That is sweet though!
By Jimmi, At Fri Feb 16, 04:22:00 PM MST
Wow, you have a guy who scrubs your feet for free?!?
I'm totally jealous.
I love all of Austen's stuff. Once you "catch" the atmosphere, it's such funny stuff.
I'm glad you guys had a good time.
By A Bear in the Woods, At Fri Feb 16, 05:51:00 PM MST
You know where Sam Kinison learned his craft? He started out life as a preacher.
By The Honourable Husband, At Sun Feb 18, 01:20:00 AM MST
You are posting when you could have a guy massaging your feet? Where are your priorities...
By damof, At Sun Feb 18, 09:13:00 PM MST
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