Bleed the freak
I'm one of those people who hate the summers in Phoenix. I don't understand it when people say, "Oh, the heat here doesn't really bother me." It doesn't bother you? It's 115 fucking degrees!
I come from Baltimore, MD. Where during the summer it's typically in the 90s with 80-90 percent humidity. My last three summers in high school were spent working my ass off as a landscaper. 14 hour days in the sun. That I could tolerate.
But here, I just walk outside and sometimes I will instantly get a headache. I'm also a lot grumpier (yes, more so than normal).
So, during the summer, I trim my hair. ALL OF IT. Normally, I keep the hair on my head shaved close (no guard on the sides). I also trim my arm, chest and leg hair.
I have a beard trimmer for my half goatee that I've been sporting. I was using that for my legs but it was TAKING FOREVER. So I whipped out my grandfather's clippers.
I think I blogged about this before but my grandfather was a barber and gave me my first haircut. I'm sure he's rolling in his grave knowing his gay grandson is using his clippers to trim up the leg hair.
So... I couldn't find the guard but it had an adjustable head that moved the little teeth further away from the blade. I thought I had it fully extended, so I powered it up and started right below my knee.
Before I knew it, I had cut a swath of hair from my knee to my ankle. It was completely GONE. It wasn't just trimmed up... there wasn't a millimeter of hair left. It was shorter than if I had used a shaving cream and a razor blade.
So, I had to do my entire leg like that. Completely shorn.
The good news is, it worked. It completely cooled off my body. I froze my ass off in bed that night. I had to get up in the middle of the night to grab an extra blanket.
The bad news is, I have to wear jeans to work all week. I look utterly ridiculous with silky smooth legs.
BTW Bleed the Freak is a kickass Alice in Chains song.
I come from Baltimore, MD. Where during the summer it's typically in the 90s with 80-90 percent humidity. My last three summers in high school were spent working my ass off as a landscaper. 14 hour days in the sun. That I could tolerate.
But here, I just walk outside and sometimes I will instantly get a headache. I'm also a lot grumpier (yes, more so than normal).
So, during the summer, I trim my hair. ALL OF IT. Normally, I keep the hair on my head shaved close (no guard on the sides). I also trim my arm, chest and leg hair.
I have a beard trimmer for my half goatee that I've been sporting. I was using that for my legs but it was TAKING FOREVER. So I whipped out my grandfather's clippers.
I think I blogged about this before but my grandfather was a barber and gave me my first haircut. I'm sure he's rolling in his grave knowing his gay grandson is using his clippers to trim up the leg hair.
So... I couldn't find the guard but it had an adjustable head that moved the little teeth further away from the blade. I thought I had it fully extended, so I powered it up and started right below my knee.
Before I knew it, I had cut a swath of hair from my knee to my ankle. It was completely GONE. It wasn't just trimmed up... there wasn't a millimeter of hair left. It was shorter than if I had used a shaving cream and a razor blade.
So, I had to do my entire leg like that. Completely shorn.
The good news is, it worked. It completely cooled off my body. I froze my ass off in bed that night. I had to get up in the middle of the night to grab an extra blanket.
The bad news is, I have to wear jeans to work all week. I look utterly ridiculous with silky smooth legs.
BTW Bleed the Freak is a kickass Alice in Chains song.
4 Comments:
I sure your silky smooth legs would look fine at work. By now you must have enough dirt on everyone in that office to keep anyone from giving you a hard time.
By potusol, At Tue Jun 28, 09:48:00 PM MST
oh dear god!
whilre I was reading i was kinda ezxpectin the silly joke about wearing short skirts..thank heaven u didnĀ“t wrote that!
I love hairy chests but after that wheater review, I totally agree with the shaving thing.
you are a handsome man, so who cares about your smoothy legs?, take those jeans off and show them up!
kiss
Ian
By Ian Gutierrez, At Tue Jun 28, 09:51:00 PM MST
What's with all this hair removal, boy? Has Richard got you embarking on a drag career already??
By PJS, At Wed Jun 29, 06:30:00 AM MST
Sheesh, PJS. We are not the "Moonies" or Amway. We don't convert people.
BUT-
I DO like my guys girlie, What can I say?
That's a mess, Tedward. A phucking mess.
I will insist you show the entire office tomorrow.
By From My Lips to Your Ears, At Thu Jun 30, 06:13:00 PM MST
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